Friday, March 6, 2009

Pussy. Money. Weed.

Pussy. Money. Weed. A philosophy on life or a universal guide to living. It seems Southern rapper Lil Wayne has happened upon the keys to contentment. Think about it: Pussy. Money. Weed. Now think about all the times you've been down/depressed in your adult life... see! It's nine times outta ten attributed to an absence of either pussy, money or weed (note: girls replace 'pussy' with 'dick', and those of you that do not smoke weed replace 'weed' with... 'dick' - haha - I mean, replace it with something you like).

Although the complete attainment of Lil Wayne's criteria is only really feasible for Young Weezy himself, the rest of us can look to this maxim and strive for self-betterment. If we as mere mortals can supply ourselves with just one of the aforementioned divinities, we are generally more content than with none and we stride onward with lighter feet. So perhaps when we reflect on philosophy in the times ahead we will not only see Nietzsche, Plato, Locke, Marx, etc., but also standing low in bagged-up jeans chest all a-puff flashing gold eyes thugging grills shining, there's your boi! Tha Carter I through III, Lil Wayne.


Tuesday, March 3, 2009